I LOVE ELLEN.
TV MEME REVISITED: 7 COUPLES
AMY AND RORY: “I love you. I know you think it’s him. I know you think it ought to be him. But it’s not. It’s you. And when I see you again, I’m going to tell you properly. Just to see your stupid face. My life was so boring before you just… dropped out of the sky. Just get your stupid face where I can see it, okay?”
#what kills me- #what kills me about this #is the way Jim shifts his hand #because he’s scared #and he was alone #but then there’s spock #who is crying over him #the guy who didn’t cry over his mother #who in the face of his own death purged himself of emotions#here is that guy crying over Jim. #And he knows he can’t touch Jim #but he still put his hand up to the glass. #Because he couldn’t help it #And it’s good-bye#they’re saying good-bye #and it’s Jim trying to speak Spock’s language for just a second. #Just a second longer.
#YEAH IT’LL BE NICE IF YOU COULD STOP BREAKING MY HEART #because that shift in his fingers? #KILLS ME #because who knows if he knows about vulcan kisses when he’s doing that #but he just aligns his fingers to spock #because it’s his dying instinct #GOD HELP ME WITH THESE FEELS WHERE ARE ALL THE FICS DAMMIT
And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
suck my fuckin’ diiiick
Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho
Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour
A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about
this is basically like driving a ferarri into a tank.
Now /that’s/ a metaphor
Yeah trying to get any results from this is ridiculous, katanas are sharp cutting weapons designed for use against people in light armor, longswords were designed for bashing through plate as much as for cutting through things
That’s not a metaphor. You should have said “Damn that’s a fine simile :)” and put the smile because simile looks like smile.
I have seen the depths of hell in those blue eyes.
A̴͍̥̳̠̞̹ͩ̋̆ͤͅR̖͉̼̱̮͐̓ͤ̒̅͜͞Ę̵̝̳̖͓̮ͮ͌̿ͩ̊̃̈ ͇̱͍̙̍ͅY̊̋͏̥͙͙͍̖̬O̤͓̭̝̭̺͒̊̔̐͗́U̷͖̣̲̝̲͎̰̝ͨͦ̒̈́͆̆̍͡͡ ̛̱̩̰̞̙͚̯̳̍̆̾ͦ̓͘͡F̜̙̣̱ͫ͐̒̈́͒͗̽ͩ͒Ḙ̠̞͚̻͔ͩ͟͝E̻̻̹̹͋ͦͨͧ͟L̝̤̹̩̹͕̱͑ͤ̓ͨͩͤ͋̒Ȋ̧̠̞̬̼͇̞̲̻̒̀͘͠N̯͚̄̅͋ͤͬ̅͒ͣG̬̫̯̩̻̬̱̻̟̊̐ͭ̒̊̏ͮ̕ ̸̧̆̓͒͏̣̲̩͇Ḭ̻̩̻̱̬̌͂̉Ṭ̴̥̥̬̬ͭ̐̄ͫ͟ͅ ̓͒̀҉̤͈̭̞͉̲̯͝N̪͕̐̀͆͌́̽ͣͫ͞O͌̍͋ͫ̒̂҉̬W̦̺̮͍̰͉̣̬͚͒̓̉͑̌̚͢ ͂̄̚҉̖̮̩̜̪̣̦̼̣M̧͓ͭ̐̍ͧͩR̻̈́̈́͒ͮ.̬̹͔̮̣̑ͨ ̸̴͚̹̫̬̤͖́͋ͪ̉̓K͚͈͖̣̞̋ͣͯͭR̭̜͍͚̬̝̖̲̋͊͊͜A͔͋͊͠B̧̙ͯͨ͡Ś̫̹̪̺̣̹̳̾ͫ̊ͣ͐̏͠?͉̆͗̈͗̍͆̈͢͜
Eight otps [8/5] IkkaYumi(Beauty and the Beast)
“dressing right is de rigueur,” self service 2004
photography by david armstrong
styling by panos yiapanis